part 2 of good madlibs
The Pink Dragon is the Sauciest Dragon of all. It has Bitchy Teeth, and a Pawshaped like a Bucket Of Piss. It loves to eat Dogs, although it will feast on nearly anything. It is Crusty and Stinky. You must be Funky around it, or you may end up as it`s meal! The Pink Dragon is the Sauciest Dragon of all. It has Bitchy Teeth, and a Paw shaped like a Bucket Of Piss. It loves to eat Dogs, although it will feast on nearly anything. It is Crusty and Stinky. You must be Funky around it, or you may end up as it`s meal!
I enjoy long, Goopy walks on the beach, getting Slapped in the rain and serendipitous encounters with Paws. I really like piña coladas mixed with Antifreeze, and romantic, candle-lit Skeletons. I am well-read from Dr. Seuss to Bill Nye. I travel frequently, especially to Wisconsin, when I am not busy with work. (I am a Lumberjack.) I am looking for Fursuit and beauty in the form of a Canadian goddess. She should have the physique of Some Bimbo and the Inflatable Dolphin of Mr. Bones. I would prefer if she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my Gays. I know I’m not very attractive in my picture, but it was taken 436 days ago, and I have since become more Soggy.
Today a Fortnite streamer named butt came to our school to talk to us about her job. She said the most important skill you need to know to do her job is to be able to game around a crusty bucket. She said it was easy for her to learn her job because she loved to cronch when she was my age--and that helps a lot! If you're considering her profession, I hope you can be near a wiggly egg. That's very important! If you get too distracted in that situation you won't be able to smack next to a bagel!
How to do The Floss Dance
1 ) Put on some music
2 ) Put on a hat ( optional )
3 ) Stand with your paw ever so slightly bent
4 ) Put your hands in fists
5 ) Place your gallbladder, relaxed, at the side of your body
6 ) Begin to swish your glands left and right around your torso in the opposite direction to your hips
7 ) Keep doing it and increase speed and slap fursuits occasionally for effect
After building confidence, you can also smash video games with your arms if desired, but this is not mandatory.